The No. 247 rules of a gentleman:
A gentleman only lies to his woman if it involves surprising her.
IMG_1476.jpg (by Mark Dumont)
One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word